The Crystal Empire: Buy our toys! Buy harder! Too Many Pinkie Pies: Too much of a good thing ends with lots of murder. One Bad Apple: Some people are bullies because of peer pressure. Others are just irredeemable! Magic Duel: Conning people is okay as long as everyone is in on it. Sleepless in Ponyville: Dont go into the woods by yourself, you moron! Wonderbolts Academy: Holy s**t! Do you see that horrendous OC in the background? Apple Family Reunion: Work! If you feel sadness, work more! Spike at Your Service: Do not offer yourself as a slave! Keep Calm and Flutter On: Dont... yell at Discord, I guess. Just for Sidekicks: Lie! Lie till you cannot lie anymore! Everything will work out in the end. Games Ponies Play: Be kind to everyone, not just the ones that can give you something in return. Jerk! Magical Mystery Cure: True friends will help you remember who you... No, slash that! Buy our toys! Equestria Girls: Buy our toys, revelations! Princess Twilight Sparkle: Remember the not going into the woods by yourself thing? Castle Mane-ia: Castles are spooky. Daring Dont: Stalk your idols. Flight to the Finish (Failure to Launch) : Dont throw away your scooter. Power Ponies: Please! Buy our comics! Were a dying industry! Please! Bats!: Screeching your friends, I guess. Rarity Takes Manehatten (Rarity Does Dallas): Your friends will be there for you, even if youre a b***h to them. Thats why theyre your friends. Pinkie Apple Pie: Family road trips are hell! Rainbow Falls: Your spot will be taken by retards. Deal with it. Threes a Crowd: ? [He didnt mention this episode] Pinkie Pride (Weird Al episode): Your friends can be happy for reasons that have nothing to do with you. Work on those abandonment issues, girl! Simple Ways: Acting like a racist character just to get laid is not a good idea, especially if hes a hipster! Filli Vanilli: Playback is... totally okay I guess. Twilight Time (Twily Time): You can eat like a f**kin slob if youre royality! It Aint Easy Being Breezies: No! Really! It isnt! Dont be born a Breezy, kids. Somepony to Watch Over Me (Applebloom is Home Alone or Some S**t): Blah, blah, blah, wut, blah... Ah s**t! A Chimera! Maud Pie: The fact that you dont find your creepy sister creepy doesnt mean everyone else wont! For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils: Your sister loves you. Stop being such a goddamn teenager! Leap of Faith: Pseudos... actually work. Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3: Our education system is completely f**ked! Thanks Celestia! Trade Ya!: You can sell your friends into slavery if the laws okay with it. Inspiration Manifestation: Detoxing is as simple as telling someone to knock that s**t off! Equestria Games: Youre as big as you let yourself be. Twilights Kingdom: BUY OUR TOYS vs. PREDATOR!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 22:34:14 +0000
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