The Final Santa Update Severe connection problems tonight as the ISS has interrupted many attempts to make contact. Present location..Eastern Russia, his attempt at cossacking on the roof of the Cremlin was not appreciated and swiftly aborted following some scary blokes in fury hats and leathers threatening him with Neils present. Ive been asked by quite a few people to enquire into how he manages it every year, so many houses, so many gifts. His answer was forthright and the same as always..Kevin, for goodness sake tell your people I operate in my own Space Time Continuum, if I have to explain this again I will have no choice but to ask Anne Widecombe to dance naked for you while you are strapped to a deckchair. Bloody hell I was tempted...... to tell him my name was Steve. Maybe next year. He wishes everyone a great Christmas and hopes Neils special friend is gentle with him. The dream is still alive....HAVE FUN!
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 21:52:19 +0000
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