The Harris County Sheriffs dept and the Georgia Bureau of Investigation are offering a reward of 2 fish tacos, a GA Lottery Jumbo Scratch Off, a 20 minute foot rub and a Redbox movie rental for any information leading to the capture and arrest of the perpetrator(s) of this heinous crime. While no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility for this act of terrorism, LOE are led to believe this could be the work of the Hamas Al Quada the Taliban or the Asian Dawn,a terrorist start up out of the North Korea, based on the markings left in flour. A source speaking on anonymity stated,the circular flour patterns are consistent with sanscrit which would indicate a Middle East/Islamic terror group. However, those groups are usually not this sloppy with the evidence left behind and are usually forthcoming about claiming responsibilty. This would suggest a possible frame-up job by an upstart terror group. The De-Beautification of Harris County is a VERY serious crime and justice WILL be meted out severely and swiftly and not necessarily in this order....WOLVERINES!!!!!! The empty bags of flour have been sent to the GA State Crime Lab for analysis.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 12:33:08 +0000
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