The Kenya Police, the Military, & the National Intelligent Service (NIS) are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The NIS goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The Kenyan military goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The Kenya Police go in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten warthog. The warthog is yelling, Okay, okay, Im a rabbit, Im a rabbit! #borrowed
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 09:13:03 +0000
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