The Onion at its best CHICAGO—While reminiscing about his - TopicsExpress



          

The Onion at its best CHICAGO—While reminiscing about his romantic past Monday, area resident David Simms was shocked and a little saddened to realize that short women belonging to the Jewish faith and possessing an active interest in the world of theater have always been, and will always be, his type. God, how did I never notice it before? said Simms, taken aback by his unexpected discovery. Rachel, Sarah, Devorah—Miss Katzenberg, the weekend director at the Israeli Arts Center—its all so obvious now. Please note that Onion is a fake news resource :) and I am not an Antisemite
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 09:26:15 +0000

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