( The Story of Jack Schitt )- Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Shitt. Now you can proudly proclaim , “I know the true story of Jack Schitt!” However,after being married15 years.Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and,because her kids were living with them,she wanted to keep her previous name.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:34:03 +0000
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