The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon said, Our good pal Rob Ford is at it again. Yesterday he was the only member of Torontos city council to vote no on a measure to congratulate Canadas Winter Olympians. He said, If someones gonna be rewarded for not falling on their face, it should be me. - Ford also voted against naming a street after Nelson Mandela. But he claims that he simply hit the wrong button. Then people who voted for Rob Ford were like, Been there. - Tomorrow, George W. Bush will open an art exhibit at his presidential library that will feature portraits he painted of various world leaders. He was going to include a painting of bin Laden, but he couldnt find it. - A new study found that vegetarians actually have a lower quality of life than people who eat meat. In fact, the only people who had a worse life than vegetarians were vegetarians spouses. (Honey, it’s Yamburger night! I’m servin’ ‘em cold! Hurry up, the lettuce buns are getting warm!) - And finally, more big news out of Canada. There’s a restaurant up there that has started selling pizza that’s infused with marijuana. Then Rob Ford said, Now THAT I voted for.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 03:43:50 +0000