“The courage it takes for a woman to say yes is beyond anything I can imagine. A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised, and the whole species existence counts on them doing it. And I don’t know how-how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We’re the number one threat! To women! Globally and historically, we’re the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women. We’re the worst thing that ever happens to them! That’s true! You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease. That’s the whole thing, that’s it. Just our own heart going, ‘Dude, I can’t-you can’t keep doing this. I told you three strokes ago that this is not smart.’ But women still, ‘Yeah I’ll go out with you, alone at night-‘ What are you, nuts!! ‘I’ll get in your car with you with my little shoulders high, where are we going?’ To your death, statistically.” –Louis C.K.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 03:04:58 +0000
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