The economy is so bad that,I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six wont leave the light on anymore.A picture is now only worth 200 words.They renamed Wall Street Wal-Mart Street Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!
Posted on: Sat, 03 May 2014 01:30:09 +0000
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