The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend, Joy. Joy: Honey, do you still love me like before? Akpos: Yes love! My love for you will never change. Joy: That’s my honey. I want you to buy me something. Akpos: Just name it, baby. Joy: It’s just one BB porsche. Akpos: No problem. Just find out the price and let me know. Joy: It’s #350,000. Akpos: Is it manual or automatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too? Joy: Honey, its not a car oh, It’s a phone. Akpos: Phone?!!!!!!!!! !!!!! that means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, shey? Joy: Are you buying it or not? Akpos: Please I am not oh! I can’t! Joy: Helloooooo! Akpos: Hiiiiiiiii! Joy: Don’t even bother again. I’will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening. Akpos: Better still, call the President, he will be faster. Joy:(sad, crying): ‘I’m going to delete you. Akpos: Is your phone hanging, because I have deleted you since you mentioned Porsche.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 07:11:21 +0000
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