The grand vision of our leader of all leaders: MAKE OUR COUNTRY FART! Yes, lepep admirab! Get ready to vote for LAlliance Historique PTR/MMM because our great revolutionary who single handedly threw General de Gaulle out of power in May 68 in Paris(during a long week end from the University of Bangor where the Great Leader was studying God knows what...) believes this will turn our motherland into a pays fart. Yes, pays fart, not the pays phare that dyslexic journalists insist on misprinting on a daily basis. You journalists really need to learn about real journalism from the Great Leader who, incidentally, managed to squeeze in a course at the lEcole de Journalisme in Paris during the same week end, which he completed with brilliant success...as one would expect. It is also a little known fact that during that week end in Paris in May 1968, the Great Leader met up with US Secretary of Defense, Robert McNamara, and learnt from the latter everything any great statesman would need to know about disarmament whilst Robert was giving instructions to his forces of liberation on the merits of napalm or sulphur in convincing those commie bastards in Vietnam to choose the way to real freedom...Our Great Leader made good use of the invaluable knowledge gained from McNamara when he became our consultant on disarmament in 1990, and was solely responsible for bringing Glasnost and Perestroika to the old USSR, the liberation of Angola, Mozambique, South Africa, etc.... Following all these superb achievements, our Great Leader has decided that his best is yet to come. After years of trying to look serious and intelligent with that glorious Stalinian moustache, he has come to the conclusion that his greatest achievement will be to turn what comes out of his mouth on a daily basis as the raw material for the future of our country. Yes, lepep admirab, he wants us to become a pays fart. Consequently, his first decision as PM of Mauritius (he thinks we owe him that as no one remembers anything of value during his first term as PM...) will be to provide huge subsidies for gros pois so that every citizen can eat the gas laden dry bean to their hearts content and then let their orifices show their approval of the Great Leader with sounds of appreciation varying in duration and decibel level. If you prefer your gros pois with pasta, do not fret! The Great Leader is now friends with patriots who provide free macaroni for these special occasions... So, people, please vote, vote, and vote again (no I.D. verification required at our lovely polling stations, so vote as often as you wish) for LAlliance Historique and let your anal sphincter muscles tell the world that we are the number one pays fart on the whole planet! After all, farting in his face seems the most appropriate way to show the Great Leader how much we appreciate his pays fart, dont you think?
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 11:48:42 +0000
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