The kind of status we would be updating on social media (BBM, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram) if we were in the times of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, etc: Princess: Guys its scary, Lots wife just turned into a pillar of salt! #shaking BjayB: Just chilling in 1st class at Noahs ark, the view here is fantastic. But this Lions keep staring at me. #weird Damiflex: Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai... Miracles be going down here. #miraclethings Kemikollz: Eve and hubby got banished. O, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #smh Jacobs status: Cant believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her... Luv u Rachel. #TinsWeDo4Love Pweetykemi: Some people are so cruel! Cain, how could you kill your own brother? #RIPAbel. Your brother is #dorowicked One of Jesus disciples post: What a long day... Walking and preaching the gospel. Now hanging out with Jesus and chilling with my brothers. This guys are funny... LLP! (Laffin Like Pharaoh) Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me! ... Lolz #selfiewithram The two thieves beside Jesus be like: Chilling with the king of d Jews! #calvarythingz Horlayhemmi Swagilicious: Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those children! #Likeseriously? flex*Samson*fist*: The chick sold me out... Im going to bring the roof down on this party! #doroAngry Kevin D Finest: Judas did what??? That bro aint loyal. #smh# Dejavu: Jesus just turned water to wine, I go drink away my sorrow... #doroshayo# Jason Stackhouse: This pharaoh na baaad guy!!!! Crossing the #redsea on point... #doroEscape
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 19:28:03 +0000