The llama gang is currently open for new members. Its just myself and my half-asleep dog. We are really cool, or should I say, kewl. Inniation requirements are stated as follows: you must be able to say a tongue twister really fast. You must bring a kids bop CD and lighter fluid and marshmallows and be ready to sacrifice it to the llama spirits. Sing alongs are our thing. If you can make mac-n-cheese you are then declared masta-gangmember-swagmaster keeper of treasury (our treasures are currently a couple rubber bands and a receipt from JDs). You MUST be able to have a secret handshake. We will be rehearsing a gang-song and coordinated entry dance like the backstreet boys to use prior to entering a street-lyfe gang fight. We are currently out of stock of baggy pants and loose boxers and smelly football jerseys so if you got a plus sized friend just borrow his stuff. We are trying our best to fit the thugs lyfe thing and soon our street swag credentials will be up in the high ranks or whatever. Lol. Yea. LLAMA GANG FOR LIFE. YO. McSwagg.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 05:00:35 +0000
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