The most common but unfortunate experiences while traveling by Indian Railways/Roadways: 1) You will never have a co-passenger of the sort you expected (a beautiful girl or a handsome guy, depending on your preferences). Lets not talk about that else you will start banging your head to a nearby wall harder than your luck ever hit you. 2) The Mobile charging points available at your berth/seat will never work. You will go and ask an Uncle, sitting nearby, if you can charge your mobile there. He will give you that meri beti ka haath kaise maanga tumne look before answering you this Abhi 93% hua hai mera. 100% ho jaaye to tum laga lena. Quite evident why India doesnt have that many philanthropists. 3) Your Mobile will behave like a relative. Youre having a tough time and you need it badly to accompany you. But it will switch itself off, faster than it does on normal days. 4) You are left with no option but to look outside the window and read and make fun of all those advertisements on walls like button dabaaye doodh paayein or gupt rog visheshagya. Then an Aunty, who will find only you fool enough in the whole bus/compartment to believe her, will ask to exchange your window seat with that side one of hers as she is sick and feels like vomiting. And you will feel like asking Aunty, iss umar mein kaise? but you dont because you took your Moral Science lessons in class 6th too seriously. You prove her right for whatever she thought of you and agree. 5) While you were leaving, your Mom was nearly begging you to take along that food she cooked but you didnt take it as you thought it would, later on, prove an extra baggage. And when she calls and asks, you answer that you havent got anything considerable to eat yet. She shouts, loud enough that you find she could have communicated that even without the phone, from the other side Acchha hua, dimaag zada kharab the tumhaare.(Thank God your Nokia 2600 classic loves you enough and has long battery life) 6) There are few passengers who need to go toilet at least once in an hour. As if the toilet is something like Twitter/Facebook and they need to post something and keep it updated. I just wonder how they control when theyre stuck in a traffic jam. And everytime they move to and fro, they will kick your shoes/slippers to eternity. 7) And there are people who will let loose their 2-3 year old kids on you who will eat less and spit more. Imagine a kid asking for your phone and you give him, unaware of what his planning is. He throws it like a tennis ball leaving a noticeable scratch on the face of your beloved. His parents will scold him and you will be like Arey bachha hai, jaane dijiye. But deep down in your heart you will be curbing that urge to give him a tight slap. 8 , 9 , 10??? Kitni unfortunate banwaaoge kamino, zinda nahi pahunchna kya??? :-\ Btw, Bhau is in Jaipur. Kisi ko milna hai to bolna mat. Mil nahi paaunga. Aaram karna hai. :P
Posted on: Sun, 25 May 2014 07:09:03 +0000
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