The names are eliminated to protect the completely guilty. This happened today, really! I was in one of the offices at church...a friend was helping me produce some CD labels. Her 5 year old precocious daughter was with her. I picked the girl up, put her in my lap and started talking to her about her wild, wild dreams. We talked for a few minutes and then I smelled this most odious aroma! I asked the little girl if she had farted on me...she looked at me, smiled and said, Twice! I laughed out loud, with her Mom and kept talking. Shortly after, I came back in the office and she was in my chair- I picked her up and swung her around and gently landed her on the floor, on her feet. She froze on the carpet with her legs cross, bowed her head and said I had made her pee in her pants. Sure nuff, I looked and she was tinkling on the carpet. After a trip to the bathroom she comes back in the office a little embarrassed. In a few minutes we start playing again...I pick her up and put her back on my lap! Almost instantly I recognized my error...my leg was warm and moist...thats right, she was soaking wet and so was my left leg!! This time her Mom busted out laughing! I squinted my eyes!
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 18:40:37 +0000
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