The public’s safety is our number one priority,” explained Mr. Andrews. “While we don’t condone people sticking camera phones in a DJ’s face, distracting them and causing them to make mistakes, even when the DJ’s not a DJ like Paris Hilton and when the person with the phone is Richie Hawtin, we also don’t condone violence and the last thing we want is for someone to be hurt because some douche bag, British-Canadian DJ throws his toys out of his buggy and attacks a fan in an Eric Cantona-esque hissy fit. So we’ve decided to take some precautionary measures to make sure that our speakers are never at the center of a controversy like the one at Time Warp.” “We realise that most DJs use speakers in the conventional manner for things like listening to music or resting a beer on rather than for fighting girls and we really don’t want to punish them for the actions of one prima donna,” continued the Funktion-One boss. “So the anti-Richie Hawtin device is designed specifically to act as a deterrent to Richie Hawtin.” cit Wunderground
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 18:17:38 +0000
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