The rough truth: How a Marriage Works (all men should read this). A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldnt wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies . So, he said to his new wife, Honey, Ill be right back. Where are you going, coochy cooh? asked the wife. Im going to the bar, pretty face. I m going to have a beer. The wife said, You want a beer, my love? She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc. The husband didnt know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses... He didnt get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, You want a frozen glass, puppy face? She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors doeuvres that are really delicious... I wont be long, Ill be right back. I promise. OK? You want hors doeuvres, poochi pooh? She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors doeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...theres swearing, dirty words and all that... You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your damned frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you arent f***ing going anywhere! Got it, A**hole? ........and, they lived happily ever after. Now, isnt that a sweet story?
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 01:04:53 +0000
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