The way I see it….. Yes…Its that time again….Facebook has authorized me to implement new rules again..Listen carefully…Those not adhering to these new rules will be banned from Facebook and forced to live a real life. 1. Facebook Foreplay….If you are going to relentlessly insist on forcing me to play Farmville or any FB game….you must at least POKE me first. 2. Once again.. We have what is called Hallmark Overdose….You are only allowed to post beautiful photos with someone elses meaningful quotes written across them 3 times per week. The other days you must actually use one of your own thoughts or feelings. 3. Throwback Thursdays were implemented so that you can use the 15 years ago 40 pounds ago photos….they shall NOT be used as a regular profile photo of deception. 4. Thread Hijackings…..FB has determined that there is a group of people that actually never post thoughts…feelings…or opinions of their own but constantly comment on and criticize others…these expert on everything ambushers are hereby limited to one comment per thread. 5. Facebook has removed the limit on the number of times you can fall in Love on any given year…You can now declare that you have met the love of your life as many times as you want…BUT….You will still only be allowed declare the heart wrenching breakups twice per year….this could be a problem. Thank you . Peace.
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 13:31:34 +0000
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