There are five houses of worship in my town. All of them were recently overrun with squirrels. The Presbyterians called a meeting. After much prayer they determined that the squirrels were predestined and they shouldnt interfere with Gods divine will. At First Baptist, the squirrels took up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the little suckers. Somehow, the squirrels escaped and there were twice as many there the next week. The Methodists decided that they should not harm any of Gods creation. They trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back. The Catholics baptized the squirrels and enrolled them as members. Now they only see them on Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday and Easter. The rabbi performed a circumcision, and they havent had a squirrel on the property since.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 15:11:12 +0000
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