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There are some posts going around telling women what men do when there are no women around. They are all lies and falsehoods and nonsense. Here is what men do when they are all alone. 1. Wrap silverware in telephone wire. Neatness counts! 2. Build intricate mechanical devices for donation to charity. 3. Play the music of Lawrence Welk backwards, minutely inspecting it for inappropriate messages. I dunno what happens if they ever find one, since they never have. 4. Extract their own teeth, polish them, and re-install them. 5. Attach more blades to their already overburdened and presumably symbolic Swiss Army Knife. 6. Hiccup immaculately. All signs of these activities are removed when non-male people are nearby, so the rest of us never, ever find out. (Disclaimer: Bard is in the never, ever find out group, so it *could* be wrong.)
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 10:37:28 +0000

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