There is a new and terrible virus threatening America called Introitis. To stop it we must ban all travel from TV Land. Anyone already in the US who has recently visited TV Land, must be quarantined by wrapping them from head to toe in duct tape, and throwing them into a deep dark dungeon for 3 months, as a warning to any doctors volunteering to treat Introitis at the source. We must stop it over there so it doesnt come over he-- no wait thats terrorism. ISIS is planning to infect operatives with Introitis, who will then sneak across the border and smile blandly at us. The best way to protect yourself against Introitis is to turn off your TV and bury it in a deep hole. Vigilance, citizens. That is all. #TooManyCooks youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 17:19:25 +0000
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