There is wide spread speculation just now that Scotland will be denied the use of Sunlight and the wind will be turned off if Scotland votes for Independence turning our green energy policys to dust until we negotiate a deal with God on an independent share and the word coming from upstairs via St Pete (hes a yes man) is God is a NO voter and any negotiations would be problematic at best and at worst may end up is a winter of darkness. St Andrew is opposed to this however St George and St David are threatening to use their veto should God prove to be merciful upon us and give us daylight and wind...... They say its been the Palace of Westminsters sun and wind for 307 years and are just letting us use it out of an act of kindness! Can anyone else confirm if this is true as Im too busy trying to get peace terms with the Klingon army currently based on the moon. Many thanks!
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 22:23:17 +0000