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There was a German, an Italian and Van der Merwe on death row.The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the German said, Shoot me right in the head. Boom, he was dead instantly. Then the Italian said, Just hang me. Snap! He was dead. Then it was Van der Merwe turn , and he said, Give me some of that AIDS stuff. They gave him the shot, and Van der Merwe fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy Then Van der Merwe said, Give me another one of those shots,so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, Whats wrong with you? Van der Merwe replied, You guys are so stupid..... Im wearing a condom..

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