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There was a farm down in southern Ohio, and on that farm there was a chicken and a horse who were best of friends. One day, while frolicking through the pasture, the horse fell in a big mud pit. The more he struggled, the more he sank. Mortified, the chicken ran to get the farmer, but the farmer was out of town. Thinking quickly, (like all chickens), he ran and fired up the farmers Harley and hurried back to the mud hole with a rope to haul his friend out of the pit. In minutes, the horse was free! In their excitement, dancing all around and jumping, the chicken fell right into that same hole! Now the horse couldnt possibly get on the Harley, so he did the first thing he could think of. He straddled the hole, and let his horse junk hang down for the chicken to climb up. The chicken didnt hesitate, and it was quickly freed from the hole. All was well. Moral of the story: You dont need a Harley to pick up chicks if you are hung like a horse.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 19:21:09 +0000

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