There was a king who was a Work Horse. A Sapera wanted to kill that king. So he let off his green snakes in his backyard. But Guptchar ‘Kabootar’ had informed the guards (Bull Dogs) about the plan of the Sapera. So when the waiting Bulldogs spotted the snakes. They killed them. The Horse who was already facing various charges under PETA was now accused of conspiracy to murder. Since killing green snakes was against the environment laws. The case became high profile. Few years later some of the bulldogs were arrested on the charges that the Navelas were planted with snakes post murder to make it look like an encounter. The investigating Parrot filed a chargesheet that was corrected for grammer. Excerpts from grammer changes meeting! PARROT: Sir karna kya hai ? MASTER: Given: state’s bulldogs kill 4 Snakes. To Prove: Female snake was actually an innocent FROG, and her encounter was fake!! PARROT: Sir, FBI (Frog Bureau of Investigation), IB (Intelligent Birds) & MHA’s (Ministry of Herbivorous Animals) affidavit to the HC (Honest Cats) in 2009, all say the same thing that She was indeed a baby snake! MASTER: Mere tote… She was a green snake, so she can’t be a venomous. Period! She was a FROG. PARROT: But why? We can punish the bulldogs even if we admit she was a Snake. MASTER: Imagine two headlines. A LeT Snake out to kill the horse was killed by the bull dogs in a fake encounter vis a vis an Innocent Green Frog was picked up from a well and was killed in cold blood. Because she saw the bulldogs kill the snakes. PARROT: Sir these are a lot of changes… Par aapne to phone par sirf grammer changes ka bola tha. MASTER: Grammer changes hi to hain mere Miththu… Safed daadi wale ghode ka PAST TENSE hai, PRESENT PERFECT hai, to FUTURE JAIL MEIN CONTINUOUS banana hai! PARROT: Matlab Sir Snake ko Frog batana hai, aur bull dogs ko Bhediya batana hain. MASTER: Bingo... PARROT: (In Awe) Sir aapka dimag to chacha chowdhry se bhi tej chalta hai. MASTER: Haha… Thanks…. to Likho... The FROG is innocent, and encounter was fake. PARROT: LOL. So is our charge sheet!!! MASTER: ROTFL… PARROT: Sir charesheet mein IB ke Guptchar ‘Kabootar’ ka bhi naam daalein kya ? MASTER: Paagal ho kya? Kabootaron ko fansaya to saare IB wale milke milke tumhara kabootar bana denge. Thode dino mein election hain, inse panga loge to hamari raksha kaun karega ? PARROT: Sir baaki states mein a lot of actual FROGS are being killed in fake encounters by Bull Dogs. Uska kuch karna hai ? MASTER: Is case par dhyan lagao, poori jindagi kaam karne ki jaroorat nahin padegi!! PARROT: Sir but just curious, why are you against this Horse? MASTER: Because we want OWL G to have all the honey in the BEE-HIVE PARROT: OWL G, But isn’t he always sleeping? MASTER: That’s called daydreaming you dumb parrot. PARROT: Hmmm and what’s with the soft corner for snakes? MASTER: Because we believe ‘Power is Poison!’ PARROT: So why do the donkeys keep saying that Power is the rate of doing work! MASTER: Because they are donkeys & because they believe that power can be measured in ‘HORSE POWERS!’
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 16:23:56 +0000
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