There was a married woman walking down a beaten path behind her house she uses as a shortcut to a grocery store. Coming back from that store, the woman notices a small lamp. Jokingly, she picks it up and rubs it, and to her surprise, out comes a genie. But there was a twist. "I will grant you three wishes, but with each wish, I will grant your husband ten times more." The woman, obviously pleased, said, "I wish to be beautiful." The genie granted her wish and granted her husband ten times more. The woman asked for incredible wealth, and the genie asked, "And your third wish?" The woman thought for a second and said, "I wish for a mild heart attack."
Posted on: Thu, 19 Sep 2013 20:30:44 +0000