Theres a bomb to blow your mommy up A bomb for your daddy too A baby doll that burps & pees A case of airplane glue A hungry plastic troll To scarf your buddys arm A box of ugly plastic things marked: Uncle Bernies Farm! Theres a little plastic congress Theres a nation you can buy Theres a doll that looks like mommy Shell do anything but cry Theres a doll that looks like daddy Hes a funny little man Push a button & ask for money Theres a dollar in his hand. We gotta send Santa Claus back to the Rescue Mission Christmas dont make it no more Dont you know that murder & destruction Scream the toys in every store (think thisll sell in New York?) Theres a man who runs the country Theres a man who tried to think And theyre all made out of plastic When they melt they start to stink Theres a book with smiling children Nearly dead with Christmas joys! And smiling in his office Is the creep who makes the toys. .. We got this car: when it hits the wall you see the guy dying. .. Got the little plastic puddles of blood. .. By the car Im dreaming. .. He has intestines. .. He has plastic intestines you can Stuff back into his stomach. .. Theres this other thing, Ive got bombs. Ive got rockets, Ive got . .. Ive got a stilson wrench & plastic brass knuckles... with sound effects. .. youtube/watch?v=a_ZHPrWD4IE
Posted on: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 05:49:01 +0000
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