These Are Actual Comments Made By Georgia State Troopers That Were Taken Off Of Their Car Videos: 1. You know, stop lights dont come any redder then the one that you... just went through. 2. Relax the handcuffs are tight because theyre new. Theyll stretch after you wear them a while. 3. If you take your hands off the car, Ill make your birth certificate a worthless document. 4. If you run, youll only go to jail tired. 5. Can you run faster then 1200 feet per second? Because thats the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you. 6. You dont know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh? 7. Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I dont think it will help. Oh, did I mention that Im the shift supervisor? 8. Warning! You want a warning? O.K, Im warning you not to do that again or Ill give you another ticket. 9. The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? 10. Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop. 11. Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster over. 12. In god we trust; all others we run through NCIC. (National Crime Information Center) 13. Just how big were those two beers you say you had? 14. No sir, we dont have quotas anymore. we used to, but now were allowed to write as many tickets as we can. 15. Im glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post bail. 16. You didnt think we give pretty women tickets? Youre right, we dont sign here.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 14:55:50 +0000
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