These are so actual statements from insurance claims... -The pedestrian had no idea where to run so I run over him -I saw a slow moving sad faced old man as he bounced off my bonnet. -Coming home I drove into the wrong house, and collided into a treeI didnt have -I thought the window was down, and found it wasnt when i put my head through it. -A pedestrian hit me , and went under the car. -The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -I pulled away from the side of the road,looked at my mother in laws face and hit the wall. -To avoid hitting the bumper in from, I hit the pedestrian. -An invisible car came out out of nowhere, hit my car and vanished. -I told the policeman I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull. -The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car, with a large mouth. Just some..... ::
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 10:16:03 +0000
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