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Things of (Dubious) Note at Work Today- 1. Put on Sleater-Kinneys The Woods this morning. I had forgotten just how good this record is. 2. I saw a customer run through the book section like a velicoraptor. He had his elbows to his sides, hands raised slightly upwards with the fingers curled like claws. The weird thing is that it didnt seem like he was TRYING to run like one of those door-opening death machines. I wanted to stop him and say that humanitys ability to move our arms while running is a key evolutionary advantage and that the dinosaurs are extinct precisely because they couldnt*. But sometimes when you see a unicorn running wild in the countryside, its best to just let them gallop by. Run, you crazy raptor. You go eat those irritating kids. *Note- I am not an evolutionary scientist, nor am I a paleontologist. The only source I can cite for those claims is my ass.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 19:16:48 +0000

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