This is a dad story. Today my dad HAD to have title to a car in my name. HAD too, today !! So he starts blowing up my phone which I can not answer because I have no voice. I felt horrible not having sleep last night. Dads answer to someone not answering is to call right back. I finally grab phone and answer it. He yells at me I cant hear you, he thinks because I cant talk I cant hear. I finally get him to understand to communicate with me have mom text me. He goes to mom, I am not sure who I am talking to, he says he cant text but I guess he is on her phone. I explain I am dying, he explains he will drive me, dear Lawd that was mistake number one. I say ready in 5 minutes. I grab shorts shirt coffee. I need checkbook. He had my checkbook last. I text where is my checkbook mom replies why would I have your check book ? Never mind, Ensley had a checkbook, in search of my kid. Finally text her need check book. Papa has it, not doing this today, someone get me a checkbook. She goes to car and find one. I am ready, I grab dad a honey bun because I know his sugar will drop and we do not need to be dramatic. Waiting on dad. Mom informs me her air isnt working, no problem we can take my car. He arrives, nope he is taking her car. oh yea. He doesnt know how to get to DMV, in PICKENS. I can t talk yet he is asking me questions then getting loud when he cant hear me. I Google map it on the smart phone. Siri starts telling him where to go (lucky Siri) he is fussing that Siri is wrong I am sweating. I am miserable. Then he changes lanes, no turn single nothing. Dear God, help me, we are riding in the middle of the road. Randall Coleman picks this time to call , Nita Kelly Boyter answer that, does anyone get I can not talk ??? I answer it he grabs it, really ???!!! Middle of road , talking on cell phone. I am praying Randall is quick, he was. Dad throws me phone, get Siri back on, she never left just listen. Then he thinks Siri is wrong.He is yelling at Siri and oh by the way , do I mind if he smokes, he knows I am allergic, but heck he is going to anyway. I am already sick, this will only make me sicker but lets make dad happy. Then : Dad: Nitadamnit we are going wrong way Me: Silence Dad: Do you hear me me: silence but nodding Dad: write stuff down so I can read it I am horrified he is going to read, while swerving down road not knowing where he is not using turn signals . I am praying. Dad: Since you have no voice let me handle everything at DMV Oh so he knows I cant talk. Then we arrive, he insist DMV has been moved. We go in, he tells lady way too much information, she was patient, I was not, then he announces really loud I have strep throat , I do not I have laryngitis. People could not get away from me fast enough.Thanks dad. We get called up to window I know this nightmare is almost over. We go up present everything. Title is not clear, mistake made from people I got car from it was over site, but I need letter from them. This is not almost over. Then to prove he is right, he says mam when did yall move, she says we been here 28 years. He said well. And we are off. This is just the start of a very very long day. Part 2 tomorrow if interested I am still traumatized.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 01:37:54 +0000
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