This is a true story of a poor dizzy blond flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She … frantic … calls out a May Day. May Day ..! May Day ..! Help me ..! Help me ..! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don’t know how to fly. Help me … Please Help me …!! She hears a voice over the radio saying: “This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now … just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position!” She says: “I’m 5.4 and I’m in the front seat.” (pause) “O.K” says the voice in the radio ….. “Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven …. “
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 12:07:34 +0000