This is why men dont want to answer their wifes questions. One such example .... WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not? Dont you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldnt you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, okay, Id get married again. WIFE: You would? (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, its a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would you give her my jewellery? HUSBAND: No, Im sure shed want her own. WIFE: Would she wear my bra HUSBAND: No, her size is 34 D urs is 32 D . WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: shit
Posted on: Sat, 10 May 2014 02:18:55 +0000
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