This just in: Scottish Compassion: A man was sitting on a blanket on the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, one each from England, Wales, and Scotland were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said Have you ever had a hug? The man said No, so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, Have you ever had a kiss? The man said, No, so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, ave ya ever been screwed, laddie? The man broke into a big smile and said, No. She said, Aye, well... you will be when the tide comes in.
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 11:03:40 +0000