This morning I decided I wanted chocolate for breakfast, but there was no chocolate. I went into a fit of rage, so much so that my mind exploded into tiny bits of cheese and crackers, to which I came to the conclusion that because all of the planets rotate around the sun, and the sun burns at 5,778K and due to the cycle of night and day, the chocolate I had saved and left on the table had melted and thus, it is I who is responsible for the lack of chocolate this very morning. Forgive me chocolate, for it was not I who killed you, I simply allowed you to die, and I am sorry.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Oct 2013 10:16:32 +0000
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