This morning I was wondering why the Maidstone Council twitter account was tweeting at 4am in the morning. Not only was I wondering that, I was also wondering why they were tweeting to get their followers to vote for Mote Park in a UK park competition. Im not saying its not a nice park, its fantastic for dogging actually, but if you tweeted that at a time when people were awake you may get some results. Then I began to wonder who has that job of tweeting at that time, is it girl or a guy, do they have a beard and are Maidstone Council paying someone to actually tweet at that time of day? Were they in an office somewhere, or did they have the account on their own personal smartphone or tablet? Then ultimately I began to wonder why the hell I follow Maidstone Council on twitter in the first place. Then I realised I was at work at 4 am on a Tuesday morning, reading tweets from Maidstone Council and that my life is currently as exciting as dead worm that rolled around in dust just before it died and had been left in the sun. Perhaps I should apply for a job at Maidstone Council. #MaidstoneCouncil
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 18:21:11 +0000