This was my dream tonight; the Care bears have recently taken over Los Angeles. myself, Mustache Rob, Hulk Hogan, and Captain planet have been hired by the Kool-Aid Man to overthrow them. Their weakness? Primus. We find an unwilling ally in Rainbow Bright, and use the transmission out of a destroyed AutoBot to build the worlds largest six string fretless bass guitar played by Frank Zappas brothers nephews 3rd cousins uncles neighbor: Willy the Fish Man, who barrages the capitol city of Cupcake land with his rendition of Here come the Bastards as Hogan endlessly tirades about the benefits of vitamins and steroid milkshakes, brother. Aint running outta Zoloft FUN? I would hide under the sofa, if only there was one.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Mar 2014 09:02:56 +0000
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