This will make you giggle .. I woke up this morning around 2am absolutely bursting for a wee , Now im not going into detail but all blokes know what happens to a mans fella when youve been asleep and your bladder fills up , lets just say you could knock walls down with it lol , Well heres the funny bit , I had been sleeping with my right arm under my mrs pillow directly under her head thus cutting off all circulation , my left arm was in between both of us and had also had circulation cut off , this has never happened to me in my whole life .. Im lying there with copious amounts of urine in my bladder a willy that refuses to point downwards and 2 unresponsive limp numb arms & hands , this is beginning to become 1 hell of a challenge , I jump out of bed and start flapping my arms about widely like a crazy octopus to retrieve some circulation whist bursting for the loo , I run to the bathroom and there isnt a hope in hell of said willy wanting to point down towards the toilet , it was adamant it wanted to point up and was doing so with the strength of a weight lifters arm , im starting to panic , ive 2 lifeless arms and a bladder that would fill a small car , So i start swinging my lifeless arm towards the willy to try and put some weight on it to point downwards , Now im getting frustrated whilst trying my hardest ( excuse the pun ) to hold the copious amounts of wee in these bloody arms are just dangling like a couple of useless draft excluders , well to cut along story short i managed to point him downwards but almost blew a hole in the toilet as the wee came out with such velocity , about the speed of an RAF fighter jet lol .. Feeling relieved to have feeling back in my limbs because i have xmas shopping to do and swinging lifeless arms at the buttons on a cash machine would only get me sectioned lool .. Good morning , have a nice day đđ
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 09:22:05 +0000