Though my parents raised me right, I have an innate mean streak. - TopicsExpress



          

Though my parents raised me right, I have an innate mean streak. This was illustrated many years as I was zooming down the interstate downramp to get onto North Claiborne Avenue. I saw a slow-rising pigeon taking off in the middle of the street...apparently it was over its maximum takeoff weight, or perhaps its rotor RPMs were too slow. Anyway, I saw the pigeons frantic OH SHIT! alarms going off in its beady little pigeon-eyes just before it exploded into my vehicles radiator area. I burst out laughing...I didnt know pigeons were equipped with OH SHIT! circuitry, and a woman driving beside me sped up to scream at me and flip me off at my glee...
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 18:41:32 +0000

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