Thoughts before bed #3: Ok, here are my thoughts on masturbation... what? Dont judge me, Im a lonely kid So anyway, if I were to masturbate right here, right now, would that make me a mass murderer for wasting sperm? Hmmm... If yes, then would I go to jail for it? Incidentally - considering that 99% of all males jack off - should like, 3 billion guys go to jail as well? Hmmm... Of course that would mean the government would have to allocate most of our taxpayers money into building prisons... Damn, Im onto something here ...Crud, maybe thats why the Roman Catholic Church has always been against pleasuring oneself... they dont want us to inadvertently raise taxes... Its a conspiracy fellas!!! But then again... then again... sperm that arent wanked out are gonna die anyway, so wouldnt masturbation spare sperm cells slow, horrible deaths??? If so, shouldnt someone like, give me a medal if I do decide to euthanize my sperm by jerking off? Great, now this is gonna keep me up for hours hahahahaha
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 18:03:47 +0000
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