Three men are sitting naked in a sauna. There’s a bleeping noise, the first man presses his arm and the beeping stops, “That’s a text message” he explains, “I had a microchip implanted in my arm.” Then the phone rings the second man lifts the palm of his hand to his ear, and says, “That was my mobile phone, I too had a micro chip implanted in my hand.” The third man stands up not wanting to be out done leaves the room and comes back with toilet paper sticking out of his bum, he adds, “I’m receiving a fax.”
Posted on: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:43:35 +0000
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