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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The 70 year old man says, I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee. The 80 year old man says, My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement. The 90 year old man says, At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow. So whats your problem? ask the others. I dont wake up until nine!
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 22:57:54 +0000

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