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Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour cause my pee barely trickles out. Heck, thats nothing, said the eighty year old. Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. Its terrible. The ninety-year-old said, You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig. The trouble with me is, I dont wake up till eleven.

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