Three women, a German, a Jew and a Pollack, all gave birth to - TopicsExpress

Three women, a German, a Jew and a Pollack, all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldnt tell which baby belonged to which mother. After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, Heil Hitler! The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit its pants and the Polish baby shoveled it up.