Tis a cry of help Im after. After years of resisting the use of a bra, I find there are times when the dreaded contraptions are unavoidable. Needless to say my entrance to Macys lingerie department is less than enthusiastic. Measure once, measure twice, purchase made, I retreat with mad haste, stopping briefly for a cruise around the shoes and handbags of course. All the while mumbling Id rather have dropped my coin on a pair of Steve Madden boots. In the privacy of my house I parade around showing off to no one, getting used to the idea of daily abject horror at the thought of being bound up, I make a discovery. The girls are two separate entities and do not belong in one bra, leaving a uniboob impression, fighting like 2 coons in a sack to get out. My abhorrence for underwire leaves me back at square one. I should have got the boots.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 13:08:14 +0000
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