To funny! From Rob Chrisman: Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London. Paddy looked in one shops windows at a sign that read Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair. Paddy said to his pal, Mick look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of dose and when we get back to Ireland. We could make a fortune. Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking cause if they hear our accents, they might think were thickos from Ireland and try to screw us. Ill put on my best English accent. Roight yare Paddy, Ill keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da business, said Mick. They go in and Paddy said in a posh voice, Hello my good man. Ill take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. Ill back up my truck ready to load them on, OK? The shops owner said quietly, Youre from Ireland, arent you? Well yes, said a surprised Paddy. What gave it away? This is a dry-cleaners, the owner replied.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 13:47:39 +0000
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