To qualify as a Nigerian Legislator, you must have obtained an abysmal failure graphically represented as F9 in Pure Mathematics. You must have sufficiently failed Arithmetic, Further or Additional Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry and every subject that involves calculation to become a Honourable member. Even E8 will not qualify. You must be imbued with the evil capacity to attempt to re write age-old, time-honoured mathematical principles and shame our old Mathematics teachers who taught us erroneously that more was greather than less. You must have the mindless mind and ogboju oleism to defend the indefensible and brazenly postulate that a powerful 16 can be more than an unconnected 19, portend that 6 is more than 27 and contend that an anointed 7 is more in strength If backed sufficiently by power mastery than an inconsequential 19 empowered by sentiments and an impotent opposition from without! Forget the ignorant postulations made by political analysts and sympathisers of the opposition- Have you not heard of weighted and preference shares in the democracy of corporate governance? Are all animals equal? Is a Lion not more significant than 15 rams even though the Lion and the ram are both animals? Afterall, if the dog has human support behind it, it will defeat the monkey hands down! Anyone who does not possess the twisted saTANic transformational logic to rebase and rebrand mathematical principles and stand in defence of same does not qualify to be so-called! You must continue to harp your re-definition of mathematics by making illogical defences for dethroning the houses helmsman by a minority If he and his touted majority embark on an involuntary political exile. If you cant do any of these, your dreams of becoming a Nigerian Parliamentarian is not only invalid but dead on arrival! Tosin Ayo.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 22:05:54 +0000
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