To the Mean man at GOLDS in the pool this morning - Yo Mama accidentally forgot to teach you how to share when you were 3 and sharing lanes in the pool is not an option. Today, I taught you how to share a lane, and when you look behind yourself later today and find a new ass back there, remember I am the one who gave it to you. Nice to know I can pull out a 1:05 per 100 average when properly motivated. Emasculating jerks is quite enjoyable. Sure hope you had fun getting lapped every 150 yards cause I had a good time crushing your ass.
Posted on: Mon, 05 May 2014 14:38:20 +0000