Today is the day. The Dallas Cowboys will gloriously defeat the Green Bay Packers in what is sure to be an instant classic. I pray that my boys will do me justice and come away with this win. Who am I praying to today? Well thats easy. First and foremost Im praying to my lord and savior Jesus Christ because we all know hes heavily invested in these games. Also Ill be praying to Thor, norse god of strength, to give the Cowboys the physical advantage they need at the frozen tundra. Shout out to Athena as well, greek goddess of wisdom & war who is said to show favoritism to those who invent things, well Cowboys own Tom Landry reinvented to shotgun which is close enough. Ah and let us not forget Hermes the god of athletes themselves to aide the Cowboys in superior in every aspect of the game. So just a little minor help to get us through this game.... Also shout outs to Buddha, Shiva, and Jimmy Johnson. Go Cowboys!
Posted on: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 16:40:43 +0000
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