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"Today is the first day of the rest of my life. The rest of my life apparently is filled with dead car batteries, hunger pains, horrible political posts on FB, muscle fatigue and soreness, chafed running nipples, silent desperation, bad hair, a desire to yell at cats, cats, not enough coffee, the urge to live in a cave, the realization that I am too stupid to finish a crossword puzzle, frequent urination without the energy to walk to a bathroom, thoughts of steak fat, the knowledge that I may never be able to read a book again, blurry vision, fear of mirrors and old smelly shoes. On the positive side, I have learned never to run without compression shorts. Live the dream!" General "Lord" Cornwallis
Posted on: Mon, 29 Jul 2013 14:52:14 +0000

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